Thank you for visiting
In return for the Blessing of your Presence,
Please help yourself to the following free and easy image producing
- Right Click on the
outlined image below and select 'Print'. (or else, save the .gif to
your hard drive and print it out w/ another program)
- Tack the printout
to your favorite thin-barked tree
- Then cut (not too
deep), damage and/or crush the tissue of the tree beneath the outlines
using your favorite implement of destruction (such as a dull chisel and
- Remove printout.
wait 2-5 years for scar tissue to grow and look natural.
- Voila! Your
personal Savior in your very own backyard.
- Do not apply image
straight up and down. Instead, put it kind of askew for a more
natural affect. Rookie mistake.
- No straight lines
longer than ~1/4 to 1/2 an inch.
- If possible, blend
the image over other natural blemishes on the tree.
For example, use an existing knot hole for the eye.
- Here's the key: Get
someone else to 'find' the image.
For example, while walking with an innocent, point at
nearby on the same tree and say,
"This blotch on this tree
looks like a cloud!".
If the person points at the right place and says,
"Yeah? Look at this! Who does this look like?",
Drop to your knees
and make a Big Deal out of it. Hallelujah!
~ Mine Eyes Have Seen
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truly a Blessing.
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